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The Lempire's Lament
'It's tough being immortal when you're born suicidal...'
Such is the plight of the long-suffering lempire. Part lemming, part vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death ? failure! And he's right cheesed off about it...
As everyone knows, the humble lemming has a profound personality disorder: from the moment he's born he's hell-bent on oblivion. In stark contrast, our good friend the vampire has... let's just say... time on his hands! One is on a crash course with the bottom of a steep cliff. The other?s got a lunch date with eternity.
Jumping? Tried that! Hanging? Failed! Guillotine? Doesn't have the head for it...
Follow the death-struck lempire on his never-ending quest for the great hereafter in this hilarious, gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal comic- horror adventure. It's time to take the leap...
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Author
David
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9781846244407
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Hardback
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Publication Date
29/6/2010
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£6.99
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